We're Gonna Party

 



WELP.

 

The official Diet Bet results are in...

 

AND...

 

 

I didn't win a damn thing...



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PSYCH!!!!!

APRIL FOOLS BETCHES...

{a lil' early}

 

The results ARE in though and if you don't already know I won $52.89 to be exact.

I have my ESSITED face full blast...

Honestly though I could give two shits about the money.

LOL

DUH KIDDING.

I am a broke betch and that shit will help my a gallon of paint for the new house or something...

But anyways...

I am more ESSITED about losing 8 MOTHAFUCKNPOUNDS during the holiday season.

Normally I am the first to admit that I will pack on anywhere from 10 to 20 pounds during sugarcookiefudgedrinkingtilicantseestraight the holiday season.

GASP!

It all literally resides on my ass and thighs...

I swear I might as well just rub that shit right on those areas because that is exactly where it goes!

Anyways...

8 pounds LOST people.

That is fucking huge for me...

And I am sure that any of you either trying to lose weight now or have lost weight in the past knows how hard that shit is.

It definitely hasn't been a walk in the park.

I have my UPS and I have my DOWNS.

Hell just last night I scarfed three sugar cookies and a rice crispy treat down my pie hole.

And then felt like shit all night.

My body was giving me the finger and cursing me to high heavens.

But today is a new day...

And to celebrate...

What's better than beers with the besties and painting the new house this weekend???

 

The only thing I am sad about is I was really hoping that I would win a little more monies...

I don't think the $52.89 is going to get me to St. Louis to have my beers with My Fellow MILF or Texas to see Stephanie or Florida to see Kristen...

I could go ON AND ON AND ON.

I want to just pack all of you up and move you to Kentucky.

But I am sure you wouldn't want to live here.

Regardless even if you weren't mentioned know that I love your faces off.

Every.single.one.of. you.

And this summer it's going down at my hizzy.

A bloggy bestie weekend.

It's in the works...

 

In the meantime stay fucking awesome.

And if you want to see me get to travel to all my favorite places to see all my favorite people and get my ass to Blissdom sometime within the next century go HERE and let me pimp your shit for $10.00...

=)