Marcy's happies AND crappies!

Lurve'n the new link-up my BBFF Stephanie and sidekick Sarah came up with!

My Happies

~Everything is officially moved out of the old house and into the new house.


~I woke up an hour before I technically had to this morning allowing time to actually take my time getting ready, do some laundry, and play with Stache before even having to wake my spawns of Satan my darling beautiful daughters up.


~If I am way beyond the times and FINALLY getting an iPhone tomorrow.
My Droid and I have had an amazing relationship but it is time to move on.
...oh and now I can get the cell phone case that I have been drooling over for an eternity.

I think I just pissed myself from excitement.
It's the small things that get me people...

~We get our entire deposit back on the place we were renting prior to getting our new home.

It pays to take care of your shit.

~I got my sweet fur baby this week and he is just totes fucking awesome.


~I lost 3 1/2 pounds this week.


~I hit over 400 followers this week.
I happen to think you guys like me for my sailor language, snarkalicious tendencies, and muh GIF usage...


The Crappies:

~I still cannot find the GD nail clippers hence having my toes resemble something like this...

~Having a shit ton of SHIT to put away this weekend around the new house.
I just wanna be done and over it like yesterday.
I wish I could bippity boppity boo and snap a finger like Mary Poppins and POOF that shit would just be done and in it's place.
A girl can dream right?

~Payton will be a whole six months {THAT'S HALF A FUCKING YEAR IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW} next Friday and also getting two toofers in on the bottom.
I want to have an anxiety cry fest at any given moment over it.
My girls are growing up too damn fast.
Knowing that I will never have another baby this small again makes me sad...
and then I remember how I looked 6 1/2~7 months ago.





Seriously?
And to all you bitches that told me I looked good.
Eff the fuck off cuz I know you were lying.
Assholes.
PS in this last picture doesn't it seem like I pretty much want to take a bite out of his face?
So yea...
...and I am all like...
"MARCY YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS SHUT YOUR TRAP AND BE THANKFUL!"

Oh PS I look pretty fucking hot holding a gun do I not?

I can make that duck face look sexy no?

Okay so this post sucked ballz but it's all you get after writing two guests posts and actually having to get some legit work done.

Love you girls!!!!
Cheers for Beers