Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The post I tried to get out of doing...

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UGH.
So one post down and I really thought I was going to get out of this.
...and then BOOM y'all fucking asked me why I didn't weigh in.
WHERE'S YOUR WEIGH IN POST MAhhhhCY...
 
Guess I am not getting out of it that easy huh?
You guys actually do pay attention to me and what I'm doins...
 
 
I didn't take a glorious picture of the scale with my jaggednastyasschippedpolishedflinstonefeet so you will have to take my word for it...
I am still at 168 pounds two weeks later.
I have neither gained nor lost.
Just hanging out at ol' 168 and the shit is pissing me off.
 
I know.  I know.
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED MAHCYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
Guess the ol' body is trying to tell me something...
Duh CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
you cannot have a beer and half tub of vanilla icing for dinna' and expect to lose weight.
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I also am going to have to whip my lady ballz out and start working my body...
other than just in the bedroom....
DAMMIT.
Get.Fit.
So they say...
But ya know...
 
My one positive is that even though the scale has not budged the dress I am rockin' today I couldn't even think of fitting into two weeks ago.
HOLLAR.
 
Oh and I found my
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Piece...
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Sexy but still hides my road map to heaven...
At least that's what I tell my Husby it's called!

Okay for realz I gotta do some work or I might get shit canned considering I am taking off the next two days!

LOVE YOU BISHES!
THANKS FOR KEEPING MY ASS {THE WHOLE ASS} MOTIVATED =) 
 
 

23 comments:

  1. Love that dress. Happy Wednesday. No gain is good news, right?

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  2. girl you lookin fine in that dress, even with the half of vanilla icing. man that sounds appetizing right now.

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  3. Staying the same IS frustrating, but it beats the hell out of a GAIN!

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  4. love that swimsuit!! amazing! and like I said earlier..your waist is itty bitty!!

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  5. Staying at 168 is WAYYYYY better than gaining weight... especially after eating icing and drinking beer! Besides with all that moving your gonna be doing the next few days, you'll get great exercise!

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  6. That swim suit is awesome! Moving will rectify the icing and beer no worries.
    You were just trying to prepare yourself right? Because you need the sugar to keep you energized. Two days in advance. Makes perfect sense to me. :)

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  7. Roadmap to heaven...lol. I think I love you:)

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  8. you are looking hot! I wish I could drink beer, eat frosting and not gain weight! maybe I should try it together? Lol

    Where is that swimsuit from? It is darling! Ever since I got attacked by a tiger... I mean had kids, I will not be caught dead in a bikini.

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  9. Love the dress and the suit! I'm still looking for mine.

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  10. Thats awesome that you can fit into that dress! Good job! And that suit is way cute! Can't wait to get into mine too! yaaay!

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  11. My friggin' word you make me laugh! Not one but TWO posts with Mama June and that chin/neck (should we call it a chek?!) is pretty fantastic!!

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  12. (newbie here - not sure I posted before). LOVE LOVE LOVE that dress! you look amazing!!! Try not to fret about the scale. (((Hugs))) Kick it up a notch and blow past this plateau! Oh, and that suit...yeah A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

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  13. did it work? PLEASE SAY ITS WOKRING NOW!

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  14. geez your posts make me laugh!! Lookin fineeeeee,
    but you know that!

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  15. Marcy, I would feel bad for you, but you ate a tub of frosting and didn't gain an effing pound. Bish. :)

    LOVE YOU LOONG TIME!

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  16. Where is thst suit from????? Adorbs!!!!

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  17. I just found your blog....YOU ARE HILARIOUS! You offer a funny and fresh new perspective on life.


    Loved the mama June video BTW.
    I am so excited to have joined your blog and hope you follow back on my site :)

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  18. Love the dress, it is super cute! I need more patterned clothes in my life. The beer and frosting combo cracked me up, but I don't know how you can eat straight frosting. Makes my teeth hurt. I'll take the beer over the frosting any day.

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  19. No matter what the dam scale says you look awesome!! 168 my ass... :>)

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  20. you look great! so inspiring! glad I stumbled upon your blog :) new follower!

    Saralyn

    www.studiomaisonblog.us

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