Thursday, January 31, 2013

Moscato.


Linking up with the BEAUtiful Miss Stephanie and Katie for
saw it.  pinned it.  did it.
 
My PINSPIRATION for this week was:
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{via}
 
So I made a trip to the Dollar Make Ya Hollar Store and picked up my items.  I already had some modge podge and sealer so I figured I would use that instead of the hot glue.
It's not what it called for exactly but I just roll with shit.
 
I picked up the items and it was time to get to work.
I needed a wine break first though of course.
Duh
 
After drinking the whole bottle a glass or so I got to work!
I laid out all my supplies and decided to put a teaser photo on IG.
Sheila were you right?  LOL
 
So I was too busy drinking to actually take step by step pictures but my finished product looks a leetle something like this.
I am pretty happy with it.
 

I probably should have made the B with all dark stones but whatevs.
This baby is going out on the back deck.
It's safe to say that I am a C- Pinterester but at least I tried.
HAHA
 
OH...
And then this happened...




The end.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Wine, Muffin Tops, and pants that fit!


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Linking up with the hotties Erin & Alex for my Weigh IN Wednesday.
 
So I can either look at my situation right now with the glass being half full or the glass being half empty...
Except if it's full of wine it would be totally empty but that's neither here nor there...
 
I’m on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That’s a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver’s license...
 

I will start out with the negative and say that if I am looking at the glass half empty then in all reality I have only lost 3 pounds since the end of December.
This morning I weighed in at 165.
Yes, a loss is a loss but it has really slowed down.
I tend to really focus on those damn numbers that stare back at me every morning.
When I should really be focused maybe more on inches at this point?
 
If I am looking at the glass half full...
Muffin anybody?
If you don't know what I am referring to you I am more than happy to give you the definition.
 
MUFFIN TOP: 
A word used to describe one who's fat is desperately trying to escape the suffocation from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbling over.
 
Marcy is such a fat ass look at her muffin top!
 
Okay I am sure y'all are like WTF this isn't a glass half full speech...
Well these pants I am wearing today gave me a legit muffin top at the beginning of January.
Today my friends.
Today I can pull these bitches off without even having to undo the clasp.
 
So the moral of the story is.
At least for me...
Let's try and stop focusing on the numbers so much.
Try a pair of pants on, or even a shirt, at the beginning of the month.
Then try them on again when the month has ended.
I guarantee you that even if the numbers on the scale are not changing but you have still been busting your ass.
You WILL notice a difference!
 
I have 25 pounds until my goal weight.
Thinking of where I was only a few short months ago...
Circa End of August and still over 200 pounds.
 
I have decided though that I really need to step shit up.
So I am partaking in a challenge that I saw on Pinterest duh and I figured I would share if you hadn't seen it yet!
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Maybe it's something that will strike your fancy and we can do it together?
I am going to start mine Friday (obviously this calendar is old) and take a before and after photo.
Anxious to see if I can tell a difference!
 
Oh and a word to the wise...
Don't think that you can eat restaurant food after you have been dieting.
I can assure you it doesn't go over well on your poor body.
 
PtotheS I am going to drink myself stupid until I pass out tonight because Payton is 6 months, saying Dah {for Daddy}, and reaching for me.
I cannot handle this shit.
Knowing that she is my last baby is really hitting me right now.
Not to mention that my two older ones are more into boys and makeup than ever these days.
Oh ya and not to mention they are only 6 and 8!!!
Helloooooooooooooo grey hairs.
"Oh ya know just being half of a year just hanging out and stuff..." said Diddy.




Now get those boobies ah' shakin' and let's get MILF status before we're old and decrepit!


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

You ain't gotta leave but get the...


Today is a big deal for this leetle slice of the interweb.
I am guest posting over at my crazy ass Nancy Fucking Clue's  place.
Word.
Can't wait to see what all of my haters will have to say about this one!
 
Oh and PS...
This WILL happen one day.
It will be epic.
 
Oh and if you are a hater...
You ain't gotta leave BUT

Monday, January 28, 2013

This Weekend I...




This weekend I...

Drank.
Duh.

 
Showed off how I could basically open up my own bar if I wanted to...
 
Snuggled with the bebe girl...
 
Got happy really early in the morning which NEVER happens so I found it necessary to document...
 
Cheered on my FELLOW MILF a day early...
It's the thought that counts right?
 
Showed off how I am not ALWAYS beautimous...
 
Listened to straight #oldschoolboybandz while getting beautimous...
 
Danced with teething bebe to make her smile...
 
Wore fun shoes for a day out of shopping...
 
Found it necessary to get up close and personal with the camera...
 
Took a picture of a ladies shoes who I am quite sure is a HUGE fan of The Wizard of Oz...
 
Date night that was documented pretty successfully...
He was hungry.
Happy!
My mess.
Infamous bathroom pic!
 
The night did end out early because of Husby's Crohn's acting up but we ended it the best way possible...
 
...I shot guns.
I do believe I am becoming a certified bad ass.
 
Oh and lastly I documented that I do wear a #cleanface sometimes and take showers...
 
I think I am still hungover and I have 7 pounds to lose by Friday for the DietBet I did this month...
So here's...
Still hungover.
...and my Ex-Lax regimen for the next five days...
 
KIDDING CALM THE EFF DOWN!

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sarah's Sexy Time Talk


I am off doing actual work...
HAHA
Just kidding it's Friday people...
TGIF.
but when Sassy Sarah came to me with the idea of guest posting on my blog I couldn't turn her down.
Hello she wanted to talk about sexy time and I am all about that shit.
You know around here we don't hold back!
So without further adieu meet Sassy Sarah:
 
 
Hello to everyone in Marcy Blogland! This beautiful lady is turning over the reins of her blog to me for today! MuuuuWhaaahahha!

 

First, a little about me:
I live in East Tennessee with my husband and our two dogs. I am a Social Worker and I have 4 years of experience with sexuality education. I am extremely passionate about sex ed. As you can imagine, the attitude in East Tennessee is less than enthusiastic regarding the topic of sex. As a matter of fact, they have pretty much banned comprehensive sex ed from our schools. I know, ridiculous right?

 

My personal blog, Fueled and Aflame, is mostly about my weight loss journey. So, I wanted to switch it up a bit over here and write about my sex passion!!
Today I am going to write on the topic of improving your sex life! First, I want to address a little road bump that people throw at me CONSTANTLY. “You are a Christian… how can you make your living by teaching people about sex and talking about improving sex lives?” If I had a dime for every time someone throws a comment like that at me I would be rich. Newsflash people: sex is in the Bible. As a matter of fact, there is an extremely sexy scene in Song of Solomon.  It is Steam City up in that book. Now that I have that out of the way, I shall continue.

 

I think that the most important aspect of a sexual relationship is communication. It saddens me that our society has transformed sex into such a taboo and embarrassing topic to discuss. I mean, if you were having heart problems you would probably talk to your partner about that. So why can’t you talk about sex issues? I know some couples that have absolutely never ever discussed their sex life with each other. In order for sex to be fun and spicy you HAVE to talk to each other. You need to know each other’s likes, dislikes, fantasies, and boundaries.

 

Another of my pet peeves is that society views sex as being strictly for men. Many women are unhappy with their sex lives and are not being sexually fulfilled. Their husbands/boyfriends are usually completely clueless and think that their woman is satisfied. My mission is to empower women to SPEAK UP!

 

So, if you are in a sexual rut here are my tips on spicing things up:

 

1.      Role Play: I cannot stress this one enough. Have any of you seen the movie Four Christmases? In the very first scene of the movie Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon act out an intense role play in a bar and then go get their freak on in the bathroom. THAT is what I am talking about. It doesn’t have to be anything kinky. It could simply be that you are strangers meeting for the first time for a one-night stand. Make it fun!

 

2.      Start a “Sex Calendar”: On this calendar, keep track of the days you have sex as well as if YOU had an orgasm. Did you know that 70% of women CAN NOT have an orgasm from strictly having intercourse? Keeping track of it will allow you and your partner to make sure that BOTH of your needs are being met. One of the biggest problems I see with couples is that the woman is not having her needs met and her husband has no idea. Hence, the importance of communication. At the end of the month, sit down and review the calendar together. Discuss ways you can find more time for intimacy. Discuss if you are BOTH happy with the frequency of sex/orgasm. Also, come up with a “code” for the calendar. For example, circle the days you have sex and “X” the days you have an orgasm. That way if your kid finds your calendar it doesn’t say “sex” and “orgasm” all over it…

 

3.      Adult Movies: This topic is very controversial. Adult movies are not everyone’s cup of tea. I am not advocating that everyone should go out and stock their house with porn. However, it can be a very useful tool for couples. A lot of women find that they really like it. You can find some very tasteful women-friendly films. Watching adult films together can help loosen your inhibitions and give you ideas for new things to try. Men: my biggest advice on this topic is to let your woman pick it out. It’s also probably a good idea to let her bring it up. So women, if you have ever thought about trying this out in the bedroom then talk about it! Chances are you will get a positive reaction. A word of caution: porn CAN become addictive. I advocate that couples watch it TOGETHER. It is easy to allow porn to create a wedge in your relationship so keep open communication with each other. Where to start:



Me with Jesse Jane...
and if you couldn't have already guessed it YES, she is a porn star!

 

4.      TOYS!Sex toys can be a fun addition to the bedroom. Again, both partners need to be in agreement on this. My advice would be to go to a sex store together and look around.

 

5.      Sexting:This is a great way to build up sexual tension throughout the day. You can send racy photos and text messages to each other. Be careful with this though. It is easy to send the texts/pictures to the wrong person (e.g. sending a boob shot to your mother-in-law). It is also a good idea to erase them relatively quickly if you know kids will have access to your phone.

 
Depending on the response I get I may do more posts along these lines over on my blog (I really want to do a post on talking to your kids about sex). Comment if there is any topic you would like to see addressed! Also, hit me up if you have any questions or concerns! I will help any way I can. Now go get your freak on!!
My new favorite web series: The Most Popular Girls In School


Right?
Is she not totes fucking awesome.

PS Hopefully Husby and I will get our sexy time in this weekend...