I am very close to throwing my cellular device out of the 31st story window.
It will NOT upload the second half of my Vlog from last night...
You bitches just wait.
You are in for a real treat.
Honestly maybe this is God's way of telling me that I shouldn't share it...
I don't listen to anybody and I pretty much do what I want.
I will either gain a bunch of followers or lose a bunch of followers.
Either way I will still continue to be awesome.
Somehow I still managed to look halfway decent today even staying up four hours past my normal bedtime and dealing with a teething 5 1/2 month old at 3AM this morning.
My Husby refers to this as my sexy librarian look.
Anything with me and sexy I like considering most of the time everybody refers to me as "cute."
I fucking hate that shit.
The word cute makes me feel like I am eleventeen.
I am 27...
I no longer want to be referred to as cute.
I want to be hot and saucy.
Okay I don't even know where this is going...
This post was basically to tell you bishes to calm the f down.
The Vlog will be uploaded come hell or high water.
In the meantime I am a day late weighing in for The Biggest Loser that my fellow MILF Becky is hosting.
I am going to be totally honest.
I didn't want to weigh in.
I didn't even plan on stepping on the scale at all this week.
That's how afraid I was of the damage I had done over this past week during our hellacious move.
I put on my big girl panties and stepped on the scale this morning.
Starting weight: 169
Current weight: 167
Goal weight: 140
I actually lost two pounds?!
Even after I ate us out of house and home.
Okay that's a lie.
But my inner fat girl really showed this past week and I was feeling quite shitty about it.
I guess I really did work my ass off this past week!
I am back to the grind and I am focused.
My goals for this week are to drink as much H20 as possible and shake my tail feather a little more...
Something along the lines of this...
Work da booty.