Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Mama June Styled So What Wednesday!

So What Wednesday
 
Oh heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there.
How you doinnnnnnnnnnnn????
Me?
Im just peachy fucking keen.
It's muh Fridizzle.
Of course I don't get to say something cool like I am going to jet off on a red eye to paradise or some shit.
Nope.
I will be bowing down to the packing and moving God's for the next 3+ days.
Will it be worth it?
Absofuckinglutely.
Am I wanting to gouge my eyes out with a spork thinking about it at the moment?
Absofuckinglutely.
 
But...  that's neither here or there.
 
It is Wednesday however where I get to link up with my Hot Mama Frannnd and give a big FYOU
SO WHAT to a bunch of shit...
 
SO WHAT!

~If for the past two nights my dinner consisted of vanilla icing straight out da' tub.
...and last night I paired it with a Bud Light.
Not kidding.
Maybe that is the reason I haven't lost any weight for the last two weeks.
Of course I haven't gained either so it's kind of a win/win at the moment.
 
~If I haven't cut my toe nails in I can't tell you how long...
They just keep breaking off on their own...
GAG.
I deserve a pedicure after this whole movin' shit...
 
~If I cried so much last night I thought my eyes were going to swell shut.
Sometimes you just need a good cry.
I miss my boy...
BUT I do know he is in a good place and that does heal my heart a bit.
Not to mention y'all have been the sweetest!
 
~If I waited so long to shave my legs this last time that it actually hurt.
Note to self:  Do not do that shit again...
And if you do, you might want to invest in a chainsaw.
 
~If when I saw a lady that works in my building looking like a legit hooker yesterday I had to pick my jaw up off the ground...
and I think she saw me.
 
~If as much as I have a soft spot in my heart for Taylor Swift...  She is getting on my last damn nerve.
I swear if my girls cereal date like that bitch I will choke them.
They need to be smart in their brain like my 20 year old brother and be single until their at least 25...
But considering they already have boyfriends I am in deep shit.
 
~If I look like I am eleventeen today...
I love my hair curled but I think every time I do it I end up feeling like an uglier version of Shirley Temple...

 
~If sometimes I love to embarrass my Husby and talk about this size of his manhood...
Plus it makes bitches jealous.
Same.
Ya...  I just went there.
 
And that's all she wrote for today folks.
Enjoy your hump day =)
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER...
 
AND... THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW WHEN SKETTI'S DONE...
 
AND SOME DAYS YOU JUST GOTTA DANCE...


11 comments:

  1. I don't think words can describe this amazing blog post! It is to much sassy in one post!

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  2. Also you now have me looking up Mama June Gif

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  3. you can NOT go wrong with Mamma June...not ever

    Love your face.
    Ps, next time you eat icing out of the tub AND a beer...invite me over biotch!

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  4. Mama June knows best! Thanks for the big smile to start my day off! :)

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  5. You just made me want to start watching Honey Boo Boo. God help me hahaha

    But really, you're looking sooooo great!! Keep it up mama!

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  6. I have still yet to watch Honey Boo Boo, but if you keep this up, you're going to make me want to start.

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  7. This post all June like......AMAZEBALLS! And girlfriend....you are rockin your outit today....HOT MAMA!!!!!!!

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  8. cute outfit!!! Did i miss something? Where are you moving?

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