Monday, December 31, 2012

Mrs. Mustache's Year in Review

What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before?
Fit into a pair of size 8 jeans.
If you think I am kidding I am NOT!
When I was younger I went from like a size 6 and jumped to a 10/11 and that's where I stayed.
My hips don't lie betches.
Oh and I also lost 80 lbs...
I know I am a bitch.
Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I didn't make any last year to be honest with you.
I was pregnant and miserable...
Need I say more???
I didn't think so!
Did anyone close to you give birth?
Did anyone close to you die?
Unfortunately, yes.
One of our close friends Brian Baum lost his life in a tragic car accident on St. Patrick's Day...
What countries did you visit?
If my dreams count then I went to Hawaii and Australia.
What would you like to have in 2013 that you lacked in 2012?
A better attitude.
What date from 2012 will remain etched upon your memory?
The day I gave birth to our precious baby girl.
It's special only because Mama's Factory is shut down to INFINITY AND BEYOND...
What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Losing 80 lbs...
 I am not shitting ya'll cuz you are my far my favorite turds...
I went from this...

And you guys thought I was kidding.
I literally look at these and laugh my fucking ass off.
It's okay ya'll can laugh with me...
Just not at me.

Now I look like this...

What was your biggest failure?
Me?  Fail?
Spending too much monies on shit I really didn't need.
Did you suffer illness or injury?
Unfortunately I was on bed rest with Miss P from January 31st until I delivered July 25th...
Talk about going fucking crazy.
What was the best thing you bought?
My purse wine.
Oh and my Got 2 Be Volumizing Pouder.
Whose behavior merited celebration?
Cuz I am fucking awesome.
Where did most of your money go?
Medical bills.  Kids.  Bills in general...
Oh and beer.
What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Riding myself of all these nasty ass fat cells...
Fitting into a pair of size 8 jeans...
& finding out that in two weeks we will be moving into the house that I practically grew up in =)

What song will always remind you of 2012?

Compared to this time last year, are you:
Happier or sadder? Happier
Thinner or fatter? Thinner for the first time.
Richer or poorer? Richer.
What do you wish you’d done more of?

What do you wish you’d done less of?

How will you be spending Christmas?
Well Christmas break was pretty good until the stomach bug wreaked havoc in our hizzy...
Actual Christmas Day was spent on the shitter all day.
Good times.
Did you fall in love in 2012?
I guess you could say yes...
I fall in love with the Husby a little more each day.

How many one-night stands?
With the same man!

Who were your best friends?
Husby, PIC {Lisa}, Chain {Shane}, Traci, Tina, Scott!!!
What thing did you do that was meaningful to others?
I nominated my friend Traci {Brian Baum our good friend that past away wife} and her six children for the PAY IT FORWARD campaign that Mama Laughlin, Holly, and Aly put together.
Her story won!
And it enabled her, and her children, to have an amazing Christmas!
What was your favorite TV program?
When I actually get to watch the idiot box I like to keep it classy with Teen Mom, Sister Wives, Duck Dynasty, Juliana & Bill, Real Housewives, Honey Boo Boo.
Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
I prefer to not hate anybody...
I may strongly dislike some people yes...
But hate.
What was the best book you read?
I don't have time to read these days.
I am so behind the times but I still want to read the 50 Shades of Gray series...
What was your greatest musical discovery?
Nothing really.
I like and listen to everything and I am such a music whore.
But I didn't really discovery anybody that I hadn't heard of before...
What did you want and get?

What did you want and not get?
To win the lottery that I don't play...
What was your favorite film of this year?

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Oh the birfdizzle...
Husby and my best friend had planned a surprise party for me...
Ya I ended up having a post-partum break down mid-party because Payton wouldn't stop crying and we left before 10PM.

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A nap law put into affect for all full-time employees...
What kept you sane?
My Husby and girlies.

My friends.

And my Go Go Juice.
I need some of this today.
And beer.

Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Miranda Lambert
"I won't give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still having a beer and some barbecue."

What political issue stirred you the most?
The election.
I cannot stand all of the bad mouthing, etc.
Who did you miss?
My youngest brother who is going through a hard time right now...

Love you Bubbers!
Who was the best new person you met this year?
I can't pick one...
But seriously all you bitches.
I seriously love ya'll...

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2012:
 "Listen, I’m not a hero, I’m just human ... I wasted so many years worrying about things that don’t matter and striving for things that are just not that important. I admit that I have been way too self-involved and self-absorbed most days to even take notice of the rest of the world. But thank God he woke me from my selfish slumber and stirred me to action. I only have one life. I want to make it matter."
Quote that sums up your year:
I have a couple...
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So I am going to get a lil' dranky drank on tonight and let loose...

Don't stay sober my franzzzz...
But please don't drink and drive!
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