SWW or all about my fatty self...

It's my least favorite AND favorite day of the week.

My least favorite day because it's paper day and without boring ya'll if you really wanna know just email me about it sometime...

It's my favorite day of the week because 1.  It's hump day and I mean that in more ways than one HOLLA! and 2.  It's SWW day!

 SO WHAT... ~If it has taken me this long to SIGN THIS PLEDGE and not Text and Drive.  I have always known it was dangerous but after taking out not one, not two, but three mailboxes on the way to work this morning I figured it was time.  It sounds funny but in all reality it isn't.  My life is way too precious to send or receive a silly text that can wait.  As soon as that happened I had a mild heart attack and threw my phone in my purse.IT.CAN.WAIT.PEOPLE.So go sign it today and they will even send you a free bracelet! ~If I am too cheap to buy prescription sunglasses because I know that I will break or lose them within the first day.BUT YOU KNOW THOSE ONES I GOT FOR $2.00 MAKAYAHOLLA AT THE OL' TRUSTY DOLLAR STORE I HAVE HAD FOR OVER A YEAR...THEY WILL NEVA BREAK OR GET LOST...Don't judge my skin.  Post Miss P skin has just been wretched. ~If I watched the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last night while eating half a box of these...And then cried because 1.  I would straightupfukinkillsomebody for a body like that and 2.  Because eating that half a box of cookies ain't helping me get that straightupfukinkillsomebody body that I want...EFFFFFFFFFFFFF ~If my love for Bruno Mars and The Biebs only got stronger after seeing them on the VS Fashion Show last night...Daum. ~If all I can really think about at the moment is meeting Holly for some cheap brews and pouring my heart out.  Have we ever met?  Not in person...That's what I love about this blog though!But soon enough we shall and it will be a little something like this...Except we will have more hair and our cheap beers will be bigger.Love her! ~If all my other blog lovers probably think I have forgotten about them...BUT OH NO!  I HAVEN'T...You just wait...I am on a FACEINHOLE kick right now and I will be back with some tomorrow.I know ya'll are just so essited. PS IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO YET GO TO HAWTIE HOLLY'S BLOG RIGHT NOW.WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?READ ALL ABOUT MY IRL FRIEND TRACI AND LET'S MAKE THIS A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS FOR HER AND HER SIX BEAUTIFUL BABIES!!!!