Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Trying to keep muh shit straight.

I would like to first say HI THERE TO ALL MY NEWEST LIL'STACHE FOLLOWERS!!! 
Ya'll have just been the sweetest and I am beyond excited that you are here =)
 
SHANKS!
 
Grabbing a hot second to run downstairs to write this while my very sick baby is napping!



Like Mom forrizzeal????
 
Poor thing has the worst bark and all she has been doing is gagging.
Talk about freakingthefuckout this morning.
Woof.
 
But ya know I pretty much get the yourafuckingcrazymom same speech as normal...
"Mrs. Mustache Burris she is absolutely fine.  Just a cold that needs to run it's course.  Obviously if anything changes please call and let us know."
 
Are you fucking kidding me
Fix my baby.
Is it that hard????
 
Anyways...
Here I am yet another day with no snarkaliciousness for you.
 
I guess you will just have to try and take my word for it that I will in fact be back tomorrow full swing!
Unless this kink in my neck from last nights bathroom adventures doesn't go away that is...

 
Stripper pole IN the bathroom.
Need I say more???
 
Stay snarky my friends!
I am making like a banana and peeling out!
I have 293840284089 presents to wrap, 3208423080294 boxes to pack up for the move... all while trying to suck snot out of my four months old nose, keep up with the laundry, household chizores, and drinking my gogo juice...


PS I WON A HUBBY JACK AWARD...
GO CHECK THAT SHIT OUT!
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9 comments:

  1. I hope Pdiddy feels better soon! I need some of that gogo juice.

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  2. Your daughter is beautiful (even sick). Hope she feels better soon.

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  3. Your little cute girl is looking even cute , get-well-soon wishes for her :)
    Ah bath room poses are wordlessly witty ;) Hahaha.
    Noor @Noor's Place

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  4. Sick babies are the worst! Hope she feels better soon. Mine had their first cold this year too, and I felt so helpless and just wanted them fixed.

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  5. First off your baby is BEAUTIFUL..... Second I WANT THAT STRIPPER POLE! LMAO.. You crack me up chica!

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  6. Awwww man, get better soon little lady! She looks so pissed in that pic haha

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  7. Oh my goodness lol I just found your blog and think i laughed 8 times in this short post haha too cute!! Your little one is so cute!! Sickness and all :( I hope she starts feeling better asap!

    new follower!

    audrieis.blogspot.com

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  8. Hope you're baby girl gets to feeling better soon!!

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  9. And by you're I of course mean YOUR*
    :-/

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