My Weekend update or how I managed to add more fat to my ass...

Go link up and tell us about your weekend!

This weekends update is brought to you by lots of calories and a couple pounds of extra weight on my lower back side...

Otherwise known as my ass.

I know most of you will curse me to the high heavens but as far as my weight loss mission is concerned I could really do without the weekends.

Weekdays right now are the only thing that keep me in check.

I guess it's the whole routine thing?

IONO!

Over it.

Friday was great.

Saturday "day" was great....

Then I drank about 10 of these:

Cuz let's be honest...

and then made the bad decision to eat three pieces of pizza and a bread stick a piece of pizza and a bite Husby's bread stick at midnight~ish.

Trust me I paid for it in the form of what I like to refer to as...

HELLBURN.

Then yesterday was just a downward spiral heading in the exact direction of McFatty Avenue.
I ate EVERYTHING and when I say EVERYTHING I mean it.
I was like a real life version of Fat Bastard...

GET IN MUH BELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So after publicly bragging about those three pounds I lost I inserted my foot directly in my mouth.
Damn scale is such a bitch that I didn't even dare step an ounce on her this morning.
Tomorrow people tomorrow.
And hopefully she is nice.

So while most of you are having a normal Monday mine is consumed with water with a side of laxatives.
Minus the laxatives part.
I really need to win this DietBet!

Hope you betches weekend was better and consumed with a lot less calories than mine!