Honestly I wasn't going to post at all today.
But after HJ's post today and the bazillions of emails, texts, etc. I figured I would put together a little something for ya!
I just want to let everybody know I am EH' OKAY!
Well sort of.
I can barely even put a sentence together right now.
All I want to do is SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH!
Like it's all I think about.
Like right now...
Ermygerrrdddd I want to SCRATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am not to shy to admit that I am going bra less today.
I can make it work because I have tits that are smaller than a short order of pancakes at McDonald's and I am wearing a spaghetti shirt under my regular shirt.
At this point I could give two shits less what kinda boobs I had.
A bra and poison ivy just don't work well together.
I just want to let everybody know who has been yelling at me with their ALL CAPS WORDS that, I did in fact, go to the doctor this morning.
Actually I pretty much despise going to the doctor so I stopped in at my local The Little Clinic inside my Kroger's before work.
I was greeted by the sweetest little lady with the thickest southern accent.
She said, "Honey let me tell you something! Do not waste your money coming here! Go over to that aisle right there and right next to that Cal-O-mine lotion you will see it. White bottle and green cap. It's called TECNU and I would suggest that over anything I can do for you. I am very allergic and it has always helped me. Save your money darlin!"
Save is what I did.
So I bought me some Tecnu and when I go home tonight you will find me in my shower scrubbing away.
Pray for me that it does work because I am at my wits end.
Like I am just about ready to cut my left boob off done.
I told my Husband not to even expect anything out of me upon my arrival home tonight.
I will probably strip on the way to the shower it's THAT bad.
In other news I plan on drinking this weekend.
And stuffing my face.
Ya I said it...
Because come Monday "Motivational Marcy" is back, and back for good!
Oh and in case you forgot what kind of misery I am actually in...
It's now making it's way to my right boobage and down to my left hip and ass cheek.
Not okay poison ivy, NOT okay!