Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Poison oak on the boobage. Hangin' Tough. Ewwwwwww.


What's worse than poison oak invading your bra line/boobs in the dead heat of the summer?
Nothing my friends, absolutely nothing is worse than that.
I am a mess.
It's on my arms.
It's on my legs.
Worst of all it's all over my boobs and right where my bra hits my skin directly underneath.
It's taking me everything I have not to whip the brush out of my gym bag and go to town.
Yes, it itches that badly...
 
In the meantime though I am still hangin' tough...
Regardless of the dude that went ape shit on us after HE cut us in line {dude don't mess with two drunk girls who are surrounded by 209483092 other drunk girls trying to get beer}...
Regardless of the price for said beers.
Regardless of the two prudes sitting in front of us who rolled their eyes every time we screamed and were also sitting down during the concert and drinking water...
GASP!
YOUR AT MUTHER EFFING BOYZ II MEN, 98*, AND NKOTB!!!!!
 
In all seriousness though.
I literally had the best time last night.
Probably one of the best concerts I have been to.
Maybe it was the shear fact that I got to re-live my teenage days again with my best friend?
It was AWESOME!
 
Photo: Drinking since 1 nuff said @tattdmomma
{day drinking leads to pictures where we cheese and I look like a man}
 
NKOTB IN REDLEGS SWAG!
 

Hot sweaty nasty mess...

 
And just for shiz and gigz...

If you guys have never seen the Jimmy Fallon Ewwww skits your missing out.







6 comments:

  1. Glad you had fun last night! And why were those women even at the concert if they couldn't let their hair down?? :)

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  2. If it itches, DON'T scratch it! :) Feel better!

    Sarah
    www.thinfluenced.com

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  3. Where the hell did you and your hubs have sex that you came away with Poison Ivy on your boobies?

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  4. Too much fun! I love a good concert . . . and Jimmy Fallon skits! Ewwww . . . my kids love to yell out, "Get lost Gary!" Dorks!

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