There is a fine line between want and need.
But most of the shit I THINK I need I don't really have to have.
According to Husby anyways...
I just roll my eyes and spend the dough like I am muthafukn Beyonce anywayz...
And damn that Pinterest for making me jones over all kinds of shit.
And damn you bitches for making me want to buy shit, too.
It's all your fault.
I tell my Husby that.
He doesn't believe me.
He says I have control over what I do...
but when it's as easy as entering some info and pressing a button...
Why do they make it so easy???
They should make it more like a divorce.
That shit is expensive.
Trust me I work for attorney's...
Girls that were evil in high school.
Suck my lady ballzzzzzz.
I have an amazing Husby and three beautiful children...
What do you have other than a stretched out Vah Jay Jay???
Karma will ALWAYS bite you in da assss.
My new resolution that goes with my random numero uno...
Anybody wanna take a gander at how long that lasts????
Anybody else think that these are the most fucking ridonkulous things eva made?
Nene your still my home gurlllllllllllllll.
Oh and I have been asked to do a Q&A Vlog style so you still have the opportunity to ask me some questions.
Nothing is out the question around these parts...
Okay well maybe some things but y'all know I am about as honest as they come!
I so need a reality show...
PS I am supposed to do my weekly weigh in tomorrow.
I guarantee you I put on about ten pounds.
Between the vanilla icing last night and the pizza I ate for lunch.
I am just a walking/talking hypocrite at the moment.
Hopefully I can get my shit together.
Say a prayer for me?
In the meantime I am going home to pack...
...and I am sure most of you are like shut the fuck up you have told us 2834029 times today what your going to do tonight.
I'm also going to drink.
My motto for the day:
Your welcome for the most random post I have eva done.