Short, sassy, & a lot smart assy...

Another short and sweet day around here.

I have LOTS of work that needs to get done.

Ya know because I am an IMPORTANT person apparently...

Where are the days where I could fly under the radar?

Long gone...

 

 

So basically I am just going to tell you a little story you may already know if you follow me on IG or Facebook then you know this but don't spoil it for everybody else mmmmk...

 

I decided at 4:15ish Eastern Standard time that I was going to chop my hair.

I hated it.

And when I have had enough I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

I couldn't do anything with it and my hair was so dry at the ends I was concerned it may go into flames at any given moment.

Oh the things we women go through after having kids.

 

Exhibit A

                                                                         ^Drier than SHIT!

I looked up a few hair cuts and printed one out that I liked the best.

Exhibit B

 

 

I told my Husband because I had to.

He would be wondering where I was of course.

He wasn't happy about it because he loves my hair long but like I tell everybody else...

They don't have to fix and mess with the shit everyday.

I DO...

He obliged.

He knew there was no stopping me anyways.

I had my mind made up.

I threw caution to the wind and drove like a bat out of hell to the Great Clips closest to my home.

Walked right in and was greeted by a gentleman named Patrick.

I immediately thought of Spongebob and had a horrible image in my head of Patrick doing my hair.

Scared me a little.

BUT...

Great Clips Patrick was far from the Spongebob Patrick...

He was smart and HEELARIOUS.

Probably the funnest hair cut I have ever had.

Seriously.

51 minutes later and my hair was 8 inches shorter...

BOOM.

Just like that it was gone.

 

For all the sweeties that commented on my picture THANK YOU!

I had no idea the response I would get.

I was actually kinda nervous but then I thought hey who gives two shits its my life, my hair.

AND I WAS IN LOVE...

 

 

Then I decided I had, had enough of my blond roots.

Yes, I get blond roots...

Exhibit C

 

 

Exhibit D



 

To say I feel phenomenal would be an understatement.

Hey and some words of advice...

If your feeling heavy and weighed down go chop 8 inches off your hair.

I was a pound lighter on the scale this morning!

TOOTLES!