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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Think with yah head just because.

 
The above is my advice for today.
Although my vajazzle is dusty considering I have been plagued with the flu and the aftermath of the flu now for going on about six days.
Poor Husby...
My ass did manage to sweat yesterday but by 8:45PM last night I literally thought I was going to keel over.
 
I have been bit my the bug.
The exercise bug that is.
As much as I know my body still probably needs to rest all I can think about is my next workout.
Crazy right?
Who would have thunk that I would EVER be like this.
Surely the fuck not moi, or my Husby, or my parents, or my friends.
Nope.
Nobody.
But I am.
 
We will see what happens today though.
I am cursing Jillian Michael's from one sore muscle to the next.
I hurt.
It took everything I had to get through my piss poor run that I had yesterday.
I am thinking I may change it up and do the elliptical today.
I do plan to bow down to Ms. Idontknowhowtoshutthefuckup tonight as well.
She says work through the soreness...
I would like to sucker punch her ass during bet later I know I will be wanting to kiss her ass for giving me arms like my soul seestah...
So enough bitchn'.
 
Regardless I made it through cleanse day numero uno.
I managed to gag down the drink.
I had to mix it 50/50 with orange juice and water.
There is just something about the texture of chunky water that I cannot handle.
Yesterday seemed pretty easy.
Today however...
Today I gagged.
I gagged A LOT.
 
BUT none the less I sucked my cup dry.
Honestly.
Not that any of you care unless you are doing the cleanse.
I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday.
The first thing everybody thinks of when doing a cleanse is that you are going to be running to the shitter non stop.
Me.
Nope.
I did however pee like 2083028403180 times yesterday.
It's not really anything out of the ordinary considering I do that a lot anyways, but considering I sit at the front desk all day and constantly have to bug somebody to let me pee...
Kinda annoying for them I am sure.
  
Oh and anybody living in my vicinity interested in doing this run with me in April?
It's the Zombie Run in Louisville, Kentucky on April 21st.
I am a fucking sissy but if anything is going to get me to run it's probably this =)
I just wouldn't want to do it alone!
 
And in other news...
Ya just can't.
 

10 comments:

  1. I wish I lived near! I want to do that run so bad! We have one coming here, but it's the same day I'm doing The Color Run. Maybe next year!!

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  2. If I was in KY, I'd do it with ya! Also, to spice things up, they the StirMaster. I love/hate that machine. After 143 floors I want to die.

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  3. U r sore bc ur doing way too much starting out..

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    1. starting out? Marcy has been working out for while. She's fab!

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  4. I wanted to do the Zombie run when it was by me, but I wasn't ready. Good luck!

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  5. How much is the zombie run? Im seriously thinking about it :) And good job on the cleanse day 1 - Im not doing it because I am happy with my progress right now and didnt want to rock the boat, but I am proud of you ladies :)

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  6. I'm too scared to do a zombie run solo...I'd totally do it with you if I was up there!

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  7. I need to move closer to you..you do all the fun stuff.

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  8. Hahaha ... you cannot make a whore a housewife. Love that one.

    Thanks for linking up with us!

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  9. Its not making me poop either im sooooo exxxciiiittteddd

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