Tuesday, March 26, 2013

A pool of spaghetti with an umbrella drink!

Seriously are they not the two cutest stick people eva?
Meet Holly and Jake.
Duh Marcy we already know who they are...
Well if you didn't know you know them and you can go follow and link-up!
Promise you won't regret it.
Holly is not only funny but she is such a sweetie pie and Jakey-Poo likes the word fuck and is HE-LAR-IOUS!
1. If calories didn't count, I would eat...
I have always had this dream of filling up the biggest above ground pool around a inflatable baby pool and filling it with pasta, butter, and cheese... 
And then proceed to see how much I could eat of it.
My inner fat girl is obviously coming through on this question.
2. On my Prom night....
My senior prom I had just broke up with my long term {long term meaning a year} boyfriend so I was obviously feeling crummy.  I went with the BIGGEST deusche bag in the school whom I had to pay for HIS ticket, we had to leave EARLY {when I say early I mean two hours early} from the dance, and he had to have me home before eleven because he was grounded and had to be home by 11:30...
3. When I go to the store, I always buy...
Shit I don't fucking need.
Me:  Kev I need to run to the store and get some fruit for this week.
Kev:  What else?
Me:  No seriously that's it.
Kev:  Right...
$108.59 later...
I walked away with fruit and obviously other shit that Kroger's had to offer me...
Pretty pink cleaning gloves with that damask patter that I cannot seem to get away from, Easter candles, and some sun dried tomato wraps that looked really healthy but turned out to taste like straight cardboard.
Basically I am not trusted to go to the store alone.
4. Family functions typically...
Don't happen enough...
5. I think my blog readers...
Think I am fucking crazy but that's one reason they like me?
But my readers are amazing and some know me better than even my IRL peeps do.
6. I'd much rather be.....
Happy than stick thin.
On a beach soaking an adult beverage with an umbrella in it.
On my way to St. Louis...  but I will be in 9 DAYS!!!!
Still not sure if you can handle all this jelly...
7. I have an obsession with....
Luke Bryan.

I am not answering 8 for a reason =)
9. When I created my Facebook account....
I was young and dumb.
This was in fact a profile picture of mine...
10. My least favorite word is...
Cunt and twat.
I only use them when necessary.
Yes, there ARE in fact necessary times for those words.
11. I really don't remember....
The trip to the Awful Waffle after the St. Patrick's Day dance two weeks ago...
Apparently I was serenading the innocent guests and staff...
Call Me Maybe?
12. Justin Bieber....
Needs to lay off the drugs.
They are bad.
Hope everybody's Tuesday is AWESOME!
I am up to my lady bits in work so I guess I will go do some of it...
All the while shoving ice packs down my pants because my legs are on fiya from the leg workout I did last night.
Quite a few of you asked what leg workout I was doing and you can find it here!!!
It's no joke.
I still have no idea how that bish did it in 6 minutes?!
Show off.
I am going to do this one tonight that my homegirl Darci posted via IG!
PS go follow her if you aren't already @darci_spear =)
After I do said workout I will surely be ready for a drink!
How I wish i could be at work.


  1. BAHA I use cunt way to much..why does everyone hate this word..and what was 8?

  2. Cunt and twat will at some point always be necessary! I love the massive pool of pasta!

  3. I LOVE the picture of your face with Luke! Too funny!!

  4. i like to use cunt as an adjective...like "She is so cunty, who does she think she is writing songs about never, ever getting back together..." Like anyone would re-date her...love you. that's all.

  5. I love your craziness, duh! I hate the word twat as well - that was even hard to type, lol - now cunt ... that word is definitely necessary at times (bitches be trippin!!) ... I live in STL, hope you enjoy it here, it's kind of boring but I have a feeling you will MAKE it fun no matter what =) Hopefully this shitastic weather is gone by then!!

  6. Luke Bryan is mine and i will fight you for him;) And yes we love you because you are Crazy!!!!

  7. I was going to say Cunt as one of my least fave words too but Spam(the food) won out.

    I think you totally win for funniest post!

    Now I will go back and find out what #8 was....

  8. I LOVE YOU!!! You always make me laugh! Oh and almost pee my pants! I am going to try the leg workout too! If I can't walk tomorrow, you are sending a wheel chair. Thanks and bye! P.S. I am still pissed I will miss you coming to STL! :(


  9. I too love Thomas Luther Bryan :) yumm.
    and there is always a reason to use cunt and twat.
    twat waffle happens to be a favorite of mine.

  10. Oh my lord I love me some Luke Bryan! Yum! I always get shit at the store I don't need. Thats why I hate going there. Love the pic of you with the head set on lol too cute! So jelly of you going to st louis!

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  12. Luke Bryan can shake it for me anytime. And cunt is a disgusting word!


  13. totally with you on the store! i'm pretty sure that i can't walk out of target without droppin $100.

  14. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Luke Bryan..............

  15. Oh, and pasta. Who doesn't love pasta?

  16. Luke Bryan is my favvvv and that spaghetti... oh my gosh.

  17. This post had me rolling on the floor laughing!! Awesome! Love your blog!

  18. I'm dying! You are hysterical!

  19. so:
    1. i'm going to do that work out and then die.
    2. my nickname round these parts is cunty. affectionately, of course.
    3. i don't think i've ever seen a nene GIF i didn't love.

  20. A giant pool of noodles with butter and cheese sounds amazing! I would totally do that!

  21. Hahaha I loved your answers to the link up! My least fav word was vagina. I almost didn't put it for fear of haters and goodie 2 shoes then read yours and was like ok I'm in the clear. HILARIOUS!

  22. I think I just fell in love! Don't be surprised if I start blogstalking you.

  23. 9 days!!!! I love your green coat. Where did you get it? I have been looking for a kelly green coat for about five years...

  24. I can't get out of the store under $100, and I can't even tell you what I buy! Lol. My prom sucked too! Womp Womp

  25. This sounds bad to everyone else, but I seriously wanted to read your post last because I knew it would be the best. I was almost teasing myself with it. Hands down hilarious.

  26. Holy cow, Luke Bryan. I need him to shake it for me 24/7 pleaseeee!

  27. This shit is he-lar-ious! My vocabulary is growing every time I read your posts! Where do you find all the video blurbs? P.S. I've got some booty killin workouts I'm bringing tomorrow from my seas-ter. Check it out!
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