Monday, March 11, 2013

Red hair don't care in muh swagger wagon yo'


 
 
I decided Friday night that it was finally time to get rid of my blond roots.
Yes, I in fact get blond roots...

I love my red hair!
...and that beer that went down really well to go with it.


There typical Saturday morning slumber.


Saturday the temperature was on our side.
It felt so nice to be out and about and not freeze my ass off.
We did a little shopping and took Lauren home to her Mom's...

Then we did this...

Mama test drove a 2012 Toyota Sienna...
Mama fell in love with said 2012 Toyota Sienna...
Daddy spoiled Mama with that 2012 Toyota Sienna.


I guess from being outside a lot of the day Saturday by the time we got home Saturday night I literally felt like I could scratch my eye balls out...


Yesterday morning I ran for the first time outside.
I would be lying if I said it was easy.
It definitely was not.
I was however proud of myself that I managed to run the entire first mile without stopping.


Typical Sunday selfies with The Diddyness

Basically my weekend was fabulous until about 7:45 PM last night when I decided 1.  It was a good idea to clean the bathroom and not just sit the fuck down and relax.  2.  When my ass knocked my Iphone into the toilet.
Needless to say I will be making a trip to the Apple store tonight.
So if you have tried to contact and I haven't responded I am not being an asshole.
I just simply don't have a phone.

I will leave you with a positive note though because it's not nice to leave anybody with something negative at the end.

Hot Mama in her SWAGGER WAGON

PS this rap was totally made for me...
I'm the world's best nurse when my kids get sick,
I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks,
Back when I used to party as a college chick.
Now I'm cruising to their playdates lookin' all slick...


In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It's the Swagger Wagon,
I got the pride in my ride.
In my Swagger Wagon,
Yeah, the Swagger Wagon,
It's the Swagger Wagon.
 


23 comments:

  1. I did not know that Lauren was not your daughter! Did I miss something these few years I have followed & known you? I feel bad for not knowing now :( & I love the new hair color so you its vibrant just like you happy go lucky ;) ps love the car color it looks just like the color of my sweet baby midnight :)

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  2. Love the swagger mobile! Good luck with your phone girl!!

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  3. Loving the New hair lady, & jealous over the new ride! I enjoy coming to work and seeing a post from you, always making me laugh!

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  4. Sorry about the phone lady... That sucks some major lady balls believe I went crazy without mine. Get to the Apple store and fix this catastrophe stat! Hope your day gets better and great job on the outside run!

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  5. Just found your blog and I must say you are pretty awesome:) Love your hair and new ride!!

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  6. loving the red hair. you is one hot ginga!! totes jealous that you got a new car. i can not wait for this tundra to melt so i can test drive! woop. holla for a pimped out momma!

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  7. Love the hair! Congrats on the new ride!! :)

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  8. You got a van??!! Ugh, I wanted to ride mine off the side of a bridge. Luckily, I don't have that piece of crap anymore... oh mine was a piece of crap... not a nice Sienna. Now I sport a gas guzzling Tahoe. Love the hair!

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  9. I'm loving the red. Goes perfect with your sassy pants attitude! My friend got a Sienna last month and she absolutely loves it as well. Personally, I refuse to ever own a mini van. Bring on the SUV!

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  10. Congrats on your new car! And loving the hot new hurr!

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  11. Loving your hurrrr. I so didn't see you as a mini van lady but looks like you are totally rocking it! Getting a new car is always exciting. :)

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  12. You look like a bad ars in the new swagger wagon!

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  13. So I saw this pic on facebook of your car and my insides got all jealous because I want a new car..but I am super happy you got your swagger wagon! Now you can come pick me up in VA!

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  14. Cute car!! I love that song too :-) You should check out The Parent Rap! That's another great one!!

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  15. Ok I totally text you last night and you never text meback THEN you were on IG I was for reals about to send out the search and rescue!!

    Did you put it in rice?

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  16. Lovin' the Swagger Wagon! You look amazing in it, but I'm not surprised ;) Have a great Monday!

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  17. I was curious of why you hadn't been on Instagram bish... So I totally want to start blogging again thanks to you so help me revamp that shit. email me mkcmendez@gmail.com

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  18. 1. Love your hair red!! :)
    2. New car club :)
    3. Diddyness is adorable...she always looks like the happiest baby!!

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  19. new cars are the best! Haven't experienced that in oh about 10 years (fo' real) haha!

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  20. I was wondering why I hadn't seen many IG posts! Boo for toilet phone, yay for Swagger Wagon!

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  21. So jealous of your new car!!! I haven't had a chance to reach out to you, but I have been thinking about you and your family. I am so sorry to hear about your little brother.

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  22. The red looks great on you and redheads are awesome! Congrats on your new swagger wagon, new cars are so much fun!

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