The above is my advice for today.
Although my vajazzle is dusty considering I have been plagued with the flu and the aftermath of the flu now for going on about six days.
My ass did manage to sweat yesterday but by 8:45PM last night I literally thought I was going to keel over.
I have been bit my the bug.
The exercise bug that is.
As much as I know my body still probably needs to rest all I can think about is my next workout.
Who would have thunk that I would EVER be like this.
Surely the fuck not moi, or my Husby, or my parents, or my friends.
But I am.
We will see what happens today though.
I am cursing Jillian Michael's from one sore muscle to the next.
It took everything I had to get through my piss poor run that I had yesterday.
I am thinking I may change it up and do the elliptical today.
I do plan to bow down to Ms. Idontknowhowtoshutthefuckup tonight as well.
She says work through the soreness...
I would like to sucker punch her ass during bet later I know I will be wanting to kiss her ass for giving me arms like my soul seestah...
So enough bitchn'.
Regardless I made it through cleanse day numero uno.
I managed to gag down the drink.
I had to mix it 50/50 with orange juice and water.
There is just something about the texture of chunky water that I cannot handle.
Yesterday seemed pretty easy.
Today I gagged.
I gagged A LOT.
BUT none the less I sucked my cup dry.
Not that any of you care unless you are doing the cleanse.
I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday.
The first thing everybody thinks of when doing a cleanse is that you are going to be running to the shitter non stop.
I did however pee like 2083028403180 times yesterday.
It's not really anything out of the ordinary considering I do that a lot anyways, but considering I sit at the front desk all day and constantly have to bug somebody to let me pee...
Kinda annoying for them I am sure.
Oh and anybody living in my vicinity interested in doing this run with me in April?
It's the Zombie Run in Louisville, Kentucky on April 21st.
I am a fucking sissy but if anything is going to get me to run it's probably this =)
I just wouldn't want to do it alone!
And in other news...
Ya just can't.