Think with yah head just because.

 

The above is my advice for today.

Although my vajazzle is dusty considering I have been plagued with the flu and the aftermath of the flu now for going on about six days.

Poor Husby...

My ass did manage to sweat yesterday but by 8:45PM last night I literally thought I was going to keel over.

 

I have been bit my the bug.

The exercise bug that is.

As much as I know my body still probably needs to rest all I can think about is my next workout.

Crazy right?

Who would have thunk that I would EVER be like this.

Surely the fuck not moi, or my Husby, or my parents, or my friends.

Nope.

Nobody.

But I am.

 

We will see what happens today though.

I am cursing Jillian Michael's from one sore muscle to the next.

I hurt.

It took everything I had to get through my piss poor run that I had yesterday.

I am thinking I may change it up and do the elliptical today.

I do plan to bow down to Ms. Idontknowhowtoshutthefuckup tonight as well.

She says work through the soreness...

I would like to sucker punch her ass during bet later I know I will be wanting to kiss her ass for giving me arms like my soul seestah...

So enough bitchn'.

 

Regardless I made it through cleanse day numero uno.

I managed to gag down the drink.

I had to mix it 50/50 with orange juice and water.

There is just something about the texture of chunky water that I cannot handle.

Yesterday seemed pretty easy.

Today however...

Today I gagged.

I gagged A LOT.

 

BUT none the less I sucked my cup dry.

Honestly.

Not that any of you care unless you are doing the cleanse.

I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday.

The first thing everybody thinks of when doing a cleanse is that you are going to be running to the shitter non stop.

Me.

Nope.

I did however pee like 2083028403180 times yesterday.

It's not really anything out of the ordinary considering I do that a lot anyways, but considering I sit at the front desk all day and constantly have to bug somebody to let me pee...

Kinda annoying for them I am sure.

  

Oh and anybody living in my vicinity interested in doing this run with me in April?

It's the Zombie Run in Louisville, Kentucky on April 21st.

I am a fucking sissy but if anything is going to get me to run it's probably this =)

I just wouldn't want to do it alone!

 

And in other news...

Ya just can't.