I found out first hand last night that losing weight and not drinking in over two weeks leads to a quick trip to Tipsy Town.
I had such a shitastic day yesterday not being able to do anything for myself until about 9:30 PM last night.
I actually think it may have even been later than that.
My muscles were so sore from my work outs this week I decided to pretend I had a hot tub and filled my bathtub up with the hottest water I could stand and some bubbles.
When I say bubbles I poured a sample bottle of my Husbands Axe body wash in and swished it around.
I make shit work with the materials I have okay?
It looked a little something like this...
One big ass glass of wine and the small amount of Edy's Butterfinger ice cream that was left in the carton.
I worked hard for that yesterday.
I am not sure if it was the heat from the tub or just that I am a certified lightweight now but I got out stumbling and giggling.
Then this happened...
I should never be trusted alone with a box o' deliciousness, a big ass wine glass, and my phone anymore.
And just look at my skinny ash bish bestie aka my PIC
She took a bathroom pic in honor of me last night!
Aint she perdy?!
Anyways show her some love because she is getting all crazy with shit and started the Insanity workouts this week!!!
In other news I virtually killed off my friend Kimmy last night...
Oooopppssssie sorry Kimmmayyyyyyyyy!!!!
I basically want to thunder-punch and stick my Frisch's spork in your eye if you bitch about it being, too hot!
I am beyond sick of this cold ass snowy ass piece of shit weather.
Hell I was excited that I got to wear my sunnies to work two days in a row!
I love Patrick.