Friday's Letters: Marcy's solving #firstworldproblems up in hurrrrrrr

This week has felt like it lasted the span of an entire fucking month.

Over it.

I swear by Monday night I felt like it should already be Friday at beer:30.

Hate that.

During the day I have been so sluggish...

So I slap myself in the face and I am all like...

And then at night I am all like...

Dear self:  You have got to stop being so hard on yourself.  After a half an hour and 9 different outfits {no exaggerating} you finally found something.

BUT the first one was fine.

You don't look like the fatty that you think you do.

SO QUIT BEING SO MEAN.

You stepped on that scale this morning and lost yet another pound.

Oh self just take your own advice for once wouldja ?

Drink a beer and put your IMFUCKINGHAWT pants on.

That's my crazy face if you were wondering.

And yes, I am fucking crazy.

If you don't like it and my snarky self...

BWAHAHAHA

I kid.  I kid.

I honestly have just been looking for an excuse to use this GIF ;)

I know I am obsessed...

Dear Husband:  Thanks for being you.  You rock my socks on a daily basis and I feel kinda bad because I just don't think I tell you that enough.

You are so damn funny and you really do have the BEST personality.

I couldn't have asked for a better life partner.

But enough with the mush...

QUITFUCKINGSNORINGLIKEAGDFREIGHTTRAINSOMAMACANSLEEP.

Dear Pdiddy aka Payton:  QUIT growing wouldja? 

I seriously cannot handle it.

Every time I see you doing something new I just want to do a serious ugly cry.

Dear PIC:  You are the peanut butta to my jelly, the cheeze to my macaronies, the milk to my chocolatte, the creamer to my coffee, the gas to my tank, the koozie to my beer.

Seriously you are the shit.

And a way better dancer than I...

Dec 13, 2012 | Sexy condom sty lolololol #wereagoodtime by marcykburris on Keek.com

OBVIOUSLY.

Dear Michy Ultra:  Quit also giving me the ability to think that not only can I do the above but try to also gyrate my PIC...

Dec 13, 2012 | jyrate? gyrate? or however the flip ya spell it. Stay jealous bitches! by marcykburris on Keek.com

More importantly though...

My Dearest Blog Betches {New and Old}:  Never, and I mean N TO THE FRAGGN' EVER, put your finger in a lightsocket...



Your welcome.

#firstworldproblems here betches and I am solving them all.

Ooooohhhhh one more one more....

Dear Keek:  QUIT CUTTING ME OFF DAMMIT...

Dec 14, 2012 | TGIF betches this thing always cuts me off!!!! by marcykburris on Keek.com

T TO THE G TO THE I TO THE F