I am always the one who says...
I need to win the lottery, if I could just remember to play it!
Guys truth be told I wouldn't even know how to play the damn numbers.
Like I don't even know what to say?
Do I just go in and say I want these numbers.
Apparently you can order them in a box or something like that as well?
I have only done it once and I told them to just surprise me.
The guy looked at me like I had five heads and asked if I had been drinking.
No...
I am just a natural blond!
Anyways...
My girls Holly and Kristie are doing a link-up to find out what everybody would do with their winnings if they ever won the lottery...
First thing I would do is quit my job DUH.
Don't act like you wouldn't either...
And I would give some money to a few of my co-workers that deserve it and I like so they could quit, too.
How fun.
Then I would get $10,000.00 in one dollar bills and do snow angels in it for hours in the middle of my living room floor.
Then I would hide from every mutha fucka who wanted to get their hands on my money by taking my Husband and my kids to the islands for a month or more...
{I won't disclose the island because DUH I don't want anybody to know where I am!}
When we came back I would hand out my monies to people that needed it in my life.
Family and friends you get the drift...
I would take some serious stock in Michy Ultra and having a huge ass fridge in my over-sized garage with nothing but...
MICHY ULTRA.
My kids would be dressed to the nines and if they got dirty they would just change into a new outfit and throw the old one away.
I would hire a personal chef and trainer to keep my ass in shape and get me Hollywood status faster than you can say, "Hollywood status."
I would get extensions. Seems lame but I hate my hair short and I don't have the dolla dolla bills to do it in real life.
I would look like Rapunzel.
Honestly to be truthful this is all crazy.
I cannot phathom what I would do if I won.
Knowing my luck none of these things would happen because I would die of a heart attack upon receiving the news that I actually did win.
Errryyybody sing it with meh now!
THE END.
oh i wish i had some money so i could spend some cheese. i would go crazy. first things first, quit the old job.
ReplyDeleteIf I win the lottery, I am buying me and YOU, an island. It will be a magical island where we can eat and drink anything we want, without gaining an ounce! Oh and we won't age either! :)
ReplyDeleteI have a serious love affair with Mich Ultra too. It started with Bud Light but pushing 40 has made me switch. Although I don't really think 10 less calories matters much when you consume as much as I do :)
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious, I love that you would buy new outfits for your kids if they get dirty b/c that's the main reason I don't shop at Gap for them, the nice clothes just get ruined! Girl, you can buy a "Power Play" for $7 and they print out 4 tickets for you with lots of chances to win, that way you don't have to tell them anything besides "power play".
ReplyDeletePS Thanks for linking up!
ReplyDeleteI love the throw the clothes away idea... I would also do that with dishes. I HATE laundry and washing dishes. With a passion.
ReplyDeleteAlso, are you still selling Mary Kay? I am needing some stuffs..
Extensions. <3
ReplyDeleteI thought the picture was the best part... but the snow angels made me LOL
ReplyDeleteI love that you added the song! I'm busting out my best booty popping moves right now, in my bed, because I'm cool. Oh, and I totally feel ya on the chef and trainer!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you on playing the lottery. I always get nervous... Am I doing it right? Not sure, but I know that I will probably never win, because I play maybe once or twice a year.
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