I am here.
But I am not HERE.
...and I am definitely not all there.
Please tell me I am not the only one that feels like this?
I just cannot get my shit together at the moment.
My brain is all over the damn place.
Oh hey Dad thanks for passing down the ADHD gene I really appreciate that.
SAID NO DAUGHTER EVER.
So I do apologize for my absence yesterday.
People find my lack of posting and social media updating annoying and I find it flattering.
One reason for me going MIA is because I took off Friday so I had a shit ton of actual work to do.
Not to mention catching up with emails.
I have six packages going out today to some of my sweet winner winner chicken dinners who have been so patient with me.
Some of them have only been waiting a few days while others a few weeks... or more.
I am one of those people that just keep adding more shit to my plate.
When in all reality I drive myself bat shit crazy for it.
I want to prove to everybody that I CAN DO IT.
You don't care about all that crap.
Just know that this is the reason for my failing as of late...
Yes, that would be 671 Emails.
So if I haven't replied back to you yet, I promise I will.
To say that I am overwhelmed would be an understatement.
To say I didn't gain any weight on my long weekend off would be an understatement, too.
It would be a dirty filthy lie.
So I figured I would come clean.
I weighed 164 Friday morning.
I got on the scale this morning... 167.
Oh heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy threemutherfucking pounds.
Kiss my ass.
The whole ass.
So ya... stress, plus feeling like a piece of dog shit on Saturday, plus social functions equals fatty time.
I need to quit that shit.
...oh and not forgetting to mention that I have not done 1 day of the Feb FAB AB workout :/
I plan to catch up on all five days tonight.
I can do that right?
Pretty sad that I was the one who motivated a lot of you bitches to do that shit...
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ONE SIT UP.
Hell I didn't even lay on the floor and act like I was going to do it.
Tonight I will lay on that floor and I will do enough sit ups until I want to puke, or cry, or both.
Ya.. probably both.
I also just posted the following picture this morning and it uploaded to Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
I deleted it from Facebook.
I look disgusting.
Unfortunately I have no idea how to delete it via IG or Twitter.
PS some of you were wondering about the results from this IG picture I took the other night...
"O" is phenomenal.
Up All Night sucks.
I just prefer to think that Up All Night sucks because I am just that good during #sexytime.
Memba... I do have a Golden Pussy and all...
Speaking of allthingssex...
Go check out my fellow MILFAGE Sarah's little bloggity blog and enter her Giveaway HERE
Now go shake your ass and have a fanfuckingtasticday!