Thursday, February 7, 2013

How to be a baby hooker...

 
Well I can still move so I consider that a win.
Just call me mother fucking Charlie Sheen.
I say this because I worked my ass last night.
...and not just part of my ass THEWHOLEFUCKINGTHING.
Dance Central 2 kinda wanna makes me die a little.
If you have ever played it then you know what I am talking about...
It records you part of the way through your dance having you freestyle and then it plays it back to you at hyper speed.
So yea...
I just hope I don't look like that in real life.
FUCKMERUNNING I gotta get on this shit.
I refuse to feel uncomfortable in a swim suit this year.
REFUCKINGFUSE.
 
I also did my FEBFABAB.
Oh yes I did!
...of course I IG'd that as well.
DUH
This is the face after I did only 15.3 seconds of planking.
My friends tell me I will like it.
I am going to take their word for it as of now.
I will keep you posted on as to how I feel about it at the end of this month.
Right now though when I plank I believe I say every curse word known to man as loud as I can.
I am going to even go one further on you and show you my three alarms I have set for myself which started this morning.
...and I will have you know I got up on the last alarm but still did some sit ups, push ups, and a plank.
Word to your Mother.
 
I have to do this to myself.
Or I won't do it.
 
 
But basically the real reason for this post today is to first of all let you know that I am hanging out in my girl Allie's neck of the woods today.
Go hang out with Allie today, too and see just how damn adorable she was as a child.
She is even more adorable now.
I just want to pinch her cheeks, and her ass, but that's neither here nor there.
 
I am also linking up with her and Megan for Throwback Thursday!
Throwback Thursday
If you wanna play along make sure to go follow these two pretty ladayyyyyyssssss and link up!

I title this Throwback Thursday

BABY HOOKER

 
 
"BUT MOM I DON'T WANNA DIAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

 

"I LIKE BEING NAKEY, I LIKE BEING NAKEY, IIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEE BEING NAKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CUZ I AM A BABY AND I AM CUTE AND MY COTTAGE CHEESE ASS AND STRETCH MARKS HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET."



Bubble Mohawk anyone?



Workin' that hallway since 1986...


Straight pimp status.


Oh and I figured I would also share that Throwback moment of the first time Devon Sawa managed to send a tingle to my lady bits....

Why yes, Casper!
You can dance my ass as high as you want to go and keep me...  oh please keep me!

Okay weird maybe?
But damn did anybody else love this movie and love the end of this?

It was one of those scenes as a teeny bopper that had me peaking out from behind a pillow because I was almost too shy to watch it.
Now I would probably try and hump the screen...

Now spread them legs and work your shit ladiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


14 comments:

  1. Such a fun post. You are honestly my inspiration for working out. I woke up four hours ago yet here I am still in bed. Also, those baby pictures are super cute.

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  2. I did a 70 second plank today. I don't think I like it but I want tight abs and this plank business is supposed to do the trick. blogger better have gotten my email fixed dang it! Esther Norine Designs or tweet me again. That's lots of fun! @esthernorine

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  3. HaHa I had to read the planking part again I thought you said you were planking for every cuss work you spoke .. I though holy shit biotch will NEVER get out of plank LOL ... <3 ya

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  4. That last clip with ladies spreading their legs is hysterical!!

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  5. IM GOING TO LEAVE THIS SWEET AND SIMPLE:
    I FUCKING LOVE YOU
    THAT IS ALL

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  6. I just watched that the other day for the first time in years!
    I love it.
    & when he says "Can I keep you?" ughhh
    My favorite part of the movie, hands down!
    I'm like you, "Yes Devon, you can!"

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  7. Adorable! Keep up that dancing and sweating!

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  8. LOVED Casper!! It was seriously the best movie at the time!! I think I would need about 10 alarms going off to get my fat ass up and moving!! I give you mad props for only using three!!

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  9. Hhahaha I love this post! I'm so glad you commented on Whit's blog so I could find you. I really want Dance Central now.

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  10. HAH I think every girl loved this little fellow in Casper!! And I have never tried Dance Central...I am a little scared!

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  11. Heyyyy girl you aren't the only one with alarms like that haha I set reminders and alarms being mean to myself all the time! It is the only way I get motivated :P Hilarz!

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  12. I don't do well with my phone alarms. For some reason I always turn them off instead of hit snooze. Oops! Good job though on working out!!

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  13. Thanks for linking up! Love the old pics! I also loved that scene in Casper. I wanted him to stay human longer! I feel the same way about Dance Central. I don't know if you've played Just Dance 4, but it records you throughout the song and puts together a "music video." I feel great about my dance moves until I see that!

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  14. Oh man, Devon Sawa. All kinds of memories just came flooding back. So funny!

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