Monday, February 25, 2013

Endorphins 1 Craptastic Mood 0

Well after my 2.66 mile run at lunch I am feeling less craptastic and more amazeballz than I was earlier.
Can I get a HELLZZZZZYEAHHHHHHHHHH for endorphins.
Craptastic Mood 0
Endorphins 1
I fail and forgot to link up earlier for two things...

My beautimous girl Sami for Weekend Shenanigans.

Friday I shared that I had officially lost 100 pounds in 7 months.
I can hardly believe it myself.
So in typical fitness fashion I celebrated Friday at lunch with my longest run to date.

Then Friday night I celebrated with Husby and our bests by throwing some darts and chugging some beers.

Then once fully intoxicated from too much celebrating I IG a picture of my ideal fireman...

Your Welcome.
Then in even better fashion I now drunk IG {kinda like drunk texting but it reaches y'all at the same time via IG}

I was #whitegirlswasteypants and #veryhumbled all before 11PM.
Then Saturday was spent losingmyshit Holly style getting my shit ready for my Dad's 50th Surprise Party.
I wish I could wear my "awesome pants" all the time like most of you ladiez that I aspire to be like but well...
If you know me at all.
You know I pretty much freakthefuckout when I have guests over my house.
..and once they are there...
I continue to freakthefuckout to make sure that they have the best time possible.
This results in very few kodak moments.
Sad face.
My Dad was surprised and for the most part I do believe that he had a good time.
{we are dealing with a lot right now on a personal level so happy situations are hard at the moment just pray for us}
I did capture a few though.
I was tagged on IG in two #widn posts and well you guys ask me imma tell you...

I was relieving myself after the 3280438 beers and waters I had from the day...
You are welcome once again.


Apparently I make a damn mean homemade cupcake w/ cream cheese icing...

...said cupcakes with cupcake toppers made by none other than Kristen from Little Laws Prints !!!
Love her.
If you are looking for any sort of invitations, custom prints, note pads, stationary, or party decor she IS your girl!!!!
I did also manage to get one picture of my Daddy...
with his tongue out of all things!

Yesterday my Husby let me sleep until 11AM.
I never do that.
Or let me say he NEVER lets me do that.
Guess he felt sorry for me or just realized that I really needed sleep that much.
The rest of the day ended up being just absolutely lazy around our house.

Passed out Diddy.

Passed out Daddy and Diddy.

Passed out Husby and one lazy me.

And we are AWAKE!
...and extremely amazed that we can see ourself in Mommy's phone.
Funniest thing ever.

I am amazed that I can see myself...

I shared my Sunday truth that I was STILL feeling like crap about this morning.

I shared my cupcake with the ONLY person {besides my other two off spring} that I would ever share a cupcake with.
What can I say it was good.

My Husby was nothing shy of pure amazing this weekend.
He dusted, vacuumed, windex'd, and last night I caught him doing the dishes while I was still stuffing my face.
Side note:  He totally caught me doing this and said OMG you are such a social media diva.  You know you don't have to social media EVERYTHING.
He just doesn't get it...

I changed my IG name.
If you aren't already come follow me @milfmommyof3
Just kinda felt like I needed a change and thought this was perfect.

I bought this juice and tried it for the first time.
I am not going to lie I bought it purely off it's name.
It was pretty good I was just having a hard time getting past the color of the drink.
I think I am going to try the berry one tomorrow.

And this last picture brings me to my other link up!

I was paired up with the sweet Mandee from Cloud Nine Designz !!!
She is seriously freaking AWESOMESAUCE and talented as all get out!
Please check her out!!!!
We have a blate planned for the VERY near future!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE meeting new people!
She gave me two new nail polished which I absolutely LOVE {she obviously is aware of my nail polish addiction}, a necklace which I am sure is something she threw together and I am absolutely obsessed with it {already have worn it twice}, and she got the Husby and I a gift card to Olive Garden, and a sweet card/note to go along with it!

And if you cared...
This is my EXACT thoughts on the Oscars...
How I feel about the Oscars.
But I did enjoy The Boob Song...


  1. Her eyes are amazing. Congrats on 100!

  2. I knew you would do it and rock off those lbs you wanted to and I am proud of you JWoww! You look amazing! I lol when I saw that pic of Diddy and her Daddy on fb straight up chillin' so cute! Yay for new bloggy friends, new nail polish, gift cards necklaces, etc. I get all freaked the eff out when I'm hosting partays too its ok lol, and I always try to enlist none other than the amazing Kristen to do all the decor for she is amazing for realz! Love this post. OMG no you didn't just take a pic while peeing hahahahaha! My BFF's bday party was this weekend and if you add wine, beer and just dance with us crazies you get her hubs dancing to Britney Spears Toxic lmao. Imma gonna see if they will let me load it hahaha it's amazing haha!

    love ya Jwoww

  3. How the hell do you have a DAD that is 50? You must be like super young!! I am almost old enough to be your mama. Insert sad face. =(

  4. Boob song the only part I watched last night. LOL....

  5. Sounds like a super fun weekend! Your kid is adorable, you've got good genes!

  6. You are so damn funny and after this day I needed it so THANK YOU!

  7. So glad you liked your cara box from me luv!

  8. Sounds like a great weekend - she is so adorable.

    Happy Monday!

    The Hartungs Blog

  9. oh how your post makes me laugh! They are all so random but I love them none the less ps trying to get use to your name change is hard dang it lol

  10. So cute! looks like you had a great weekend!