Crushn'... Stalkn'... It's basically the same thing right?

When I saw that my homegurrrrrl Erin was doing a "blogger crush link-up" I just KNEW I had to participate.

Basically me and Erin are like practically BFF's except she doesn't really even know me.

That's what is funny about the blogger world isn't it?

You feel like you really know somebody you have never met.

Erin is the sweetest, prettiest, funniest blog lady and I couldn't do this post without OBVIOUSLY her being on my list of favs!!!

I mean seriously who couldn't love her face???

 

 

In all seriousness I started this leetle old blog in 2009 after following a girl that I was friends with on Facebook but didn't really know.

I creeped around on hers and a few others before FINALLY starting my own.

I would give her recognition but she doesn't blog anymore :(

 

So without further adieu here is my list of top blogs istalkthehelloutof I have a major crush on.

If you aren't on the list don't feel bad.

I seriously have quite a few that I absolutely adore but too many to write about!!!

 

 

It would be unfair to start this list out anywhere else other than with my girl Kristen  from First Name Smith.

She was the first blog I ever started reading.

I literally have read her blog from beginning to end.

I laughed with her...  hell I even cried with her.

Did she know this?

Eh probably not but she does know that my love for her runs deep.

I am a HUGE fan of her business Little Laws Prints see...

My very own personalized stationary after I got married

Hard to believe this was almost a year ago but invites to my baby shower!

Among quite a few other things like thank you notes, etc.

She is a doll to work with if you are ever looking for that sort of thing and all proceeds go this delicious little "almost" three year olds college fun.



She curses, too.

A lot.

And if you have been around here long you know that I really dig that sort of thing.

PS We have kinda sorta met...

In my dreams but I assure that it will happen one day.

Which brings me to my next two loves.

 

Holly from Where We Can Live Like Jack and Sally.

I actually creeped up on  found Holly through Kristen.

See how this works???

It was like love at first sight read.

You know those people you meet and you just KNOW they are going to be a friend for life.

Dunno if she feels the same way but I have practically planned out vacations on the beach when we get old and gray.

And she likes to drink which goes without being said that if we are going to be friends it's a must that you like to drink.

I actually get to live out one of my dreams of meeting her in April...

Tons of pictures and videos don't worry!

Oh...

And Diva Tina aka Hubby Jack will be around, too I am sure.

PS My fellow MILF is hosting a link-up tomorrow as well so be sure to go check it out and link-up with her and Jake!

 

 

I also found my next favorite potty mouth NANCY FUCKING CLUE.

She is the realest most bad ass chick I know other than myself.

Her stories reel me in and she has a way with words that just keep me coming back for more.

Like myself, she is also trying to shed this awful fat cells and get herself to MILF status before she turns the BIG 30!

She has a pint sized mini-me that is, too cute for words!

Be sure to go check her out!!!

 

...and here is just a couple more random blogs that I read on a daily basis...

*like I said if your not on my list here don't be offended it doesn't mean my love for you is any less!

 

 

Fat to Fit 41

 

 

In other news I hope that every.single.one. of you are having a fantabulous day!

To all my newbie readers and to my oldies as well...

If you didn't know this is me waving HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Brownie and Lincoln Log...

Hey doll faces how the fuck are you?

Me?

Well I am just fucking fabulous thanks for asking...

...and if you didn't ask I am telling you anyways!

Just like last week those endorphins are rocking my socks.

Being off with the flu sucked the life out of me though I am not going to lie.

Wednesday night about 8PM until Saturday at right around 3PM I was in bed.

I only got up to shower and but on another holy tshirt and some sweats to head straight back to bed.

It was bad.

And when I say bad I mean IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL.

Not only did every inch of my body hurt, yes, even my hair felt like it hurt....

I ate like shit and obviously didn't hardly move.

That equals a gain right thurrrrr.

I honestly am too ashamed to even admit how much.

Normally I am balls to the walls and anything goes but I won't...

Have I lost it yes but I am just right back where I was last week.

I can't really hold myself credit besides the fact that Monday and Tuesday I have stuck right to my calories and birthed ten pound turds from this cleanse I am doing.

I even named them...

Brownie and Lincoln Log.

TMI?

Well something has to humor me while I am on this Cleanse train.

No cheese or alcohol.

HELLO?????????????????????????????????

 

But seriously.

I am working out.

I am working out like a motha fucka and I hope that eventually the pounds will start just flying the fuck off my back side...

I have been at a plateau for far too long.

The weekends sucks for me.

I just eat bad.

I dunno why it's like during the week I am on a total routine but Friday night thru Sunday night I suck.

I need y'all to help me.

Kick my ass...

I will let you!

 

In other news I posted this note on IG yesterday...



I meant it all.

I am fed up with the negative.

I have gotten so much flack for my new healthy ways.

Why can't people just be happy for me?

I mean I am all about making others happy...

I was even accused of being "into myself" too much.

Seriously?

I don't post those images for my benefit.

Do I love getting nice comments, etc?

OF COURSE!

Who doesn't like positive feed back for their hard work...

But it's not the reason I do it.

I do it to help motivate others.

I have had so many women tell me how what I post has made them want to get up off that tush and start to movin'!!!

I am proud of my accomplishments.

But negativity is just not something I handle very well.

I wear my heart on my sleeve and it only gets me hurt in the end.

Enough of that but I just wanted to let y'all know that I am fine!!!!

I got a lot of texts and emails worrying about my well being.

I am back and MUCH better today!

 

 

And last but not least I leave you with some pictures because ya know I AM JUST SO INTO MYSELF!!!!

Dug this beauty up from me and the Hubs from October still weighing roughly right around 200 pounds!



 

Comparison picture!

Me on the left was from yesterday weighing in at 164 pounds and the picture on the right was from the middle of August and still roughly 220+...

A facebook friend suggested that I do a picture comparing the picture on the right with what I look like in the same shirt today.

So maybe next week?

 

I have worked out since Monday.

Monday was hard on my body after not working out for 4 days...

BUT I let Jillian kick my ass once again managing to get my ass out of bed before 6AM!

And I ran at lunch but it was rough on me.

My legs have felt like bricks the past two days.

Yesterday I switched it up and did 30 minutes on the elliptical...

I did however fail to succumb to Jillian last night.

I was tired.

I don't know if it's the cleanse or if I am still recovering from the flu BUT I have wanted to go to bed before 9PM both nights...

Last night however Husby FINALLY got lucky {wink wink} and I didn't get to bed until after 10PM!

So no workout this morning either.

I guess I will try running again at lunch today and see how that goes!!!

I do have a 5k I am supposed to do in a week and a half so I need to get my ass in gear =)

 

Oh and this is me today...

Still weighing in at 164!!!

 

Hoping to FINALLY break into the 150's here within the next couple of weeks!!!

Wish me luck because I am going to need it...

No to muh haters...

Good God I love her.

 

Don't forget to link up with Erin and Alex!!!

Think with yah head just because.

 

The above is my advice for today.

Although my vajazzle is dusty considering I have been plagued with the flu and the aftermath of the flu now for going on about six days.

Poor Husby...

My ass did manage to sweat yesterday but by 8:45PM last night I literally thought I was going to keel over.

 

I have been bit my the bug.

The exercise bug that is.

As much as I know my body still probably needs to rest all I can think about is my next workout.

Crazy right?

Who would have thunk that I would EVER be like this.

Surely the fuck not moi, or my Husby, or my parents, or my friends.

Nope.

Nobody.

But I am.

 

We will see what happens today though.

I am cursing Jillian Michael's from one sore muscle to the next.

I hurt.

It took everything I had to get through my piss poor run that I had yesterday.

I am thinking I may change it up and do the elliptical today.

I do plan to bow down to Ms. Idontknowhowtoshutthefuckup tonight as well.

She says work through the soreness...

I would like to sucker punch her ass during bet later I know I will be wanting to kiss her ass for giving me arms like my soul seestah...

So enough bitchn'.

 

Regardless I made it through cleanse day numero uno.

I managed to gag down the drink.

I had to mix it 50/50 with orange juice and water.

There is just something about the texture of chunky water that I cannot handle.

Yesterday seemed pretty easy.

Today however...

Today I gagged.

I gagged A LOT.

 

BUT none the less I sucked my cup dry.

Honestly.

Not that any of you care unless you are doing the cleanse.

I didn't go to the bathroom once yesterday.

The first thing everybody thinks of when doing a cleanse is that you are going to be running to the shitter non stop.

Me.

Nope.

I did however pee like 2083028403180 times yesterday.

It's not really anything out of the ordinary considering I do that a lot anyways, but considering I sit at the front desk all day and constantly have to bug somebody to let me pee...

Kinda annoying for them I am sure.

  

Oh and anybody living in my vicinity interested in doing this run with me in April?

It's the Zombie Run in Louisville, Kentucky on April 21st.

I am a fucking sissy but if anything is going to get me to run it's probably this =)

I just wouldn't want to do it alone!

 

And in other news...

Ya just can't.

 

The flu can suck my lady balls...

 

Apparently in the land of Blog, and all other things social media, when you go missing for a hot minute people start putting smoke signals out in search of your ass.

It's not okay to get the flu.

I learned that first hand.

So I did what any crazyblogmom sane person would do...

I knew you bishes couldn't last that long without me so I managed to IG my misery.

Your welcome.

 

Sick Marcy.

The morning right before I found out I had the swiney hiney.

 

I wrote you a note.

I was depressed.

 

I shared my Joker Potter look...

 

I showed you how scary I am whilst sick.

 

I wrote y'all another note because I didn't want you to forget about me and I even shared my lunch...

 

 

By Saturday night I finally started to feel semi-human so after some convincing from my better half I actually got dressed in something other than a holy tshirt and sweats...

 

My Husby took became my personal version of Jason Aldean and took me for a little ride...

 

Where does one go when they have been bed ridden for almost three days you ask?

That's right.

The Walmart.

 

And of course I had to take a #bathroompic to document that I was there.

All the while Big Bertha in the handicapped stall sounds like some sort of firework production.

I gave her an 8 out of 10.

 

I also found this.

Now this may look like just a silly 3 pound weight but I can assure you its NOT.

This is the missing weight that I have been looking for since the move over a month ago.

I have searched HIGH and I have searched LOW for this damn thing that weighs less than my head.

While on our way to The Walmart Saturday night I proceeded to tell my Husband that I was going to get another weight because I was tired of only having one while Jillian has been whooping my ass.

He smirked and then proceeded to reach behind his seat.

Sure shittin' he pulled my beautiful little 3 pound weight out from behind his backseat.

...he said, "Oooops, I have been meaning to bring this in for the last couple of weeks it has been driving me crazy rolling around in my back seat!"

Seriously?

It's found.

No harm no foul I guess.

 

Yesterday was by far the best day in the last four that I had.

...and Diddy was happy to be in arms reach of her Mama!

 

I swear she is obsessed with seeing herself in my camera!

Cutest thing ever.

 

My two oldest love mustaches just as much as their Mama.

 

We held hands like to crazy kids in love.

 

...and then this whole 10 day cleanse biznass started.

So obviously I am going to need a lot of support considering I can't touch beer, or wine, or any alcohol for that matter.

Oh and did I mention no coffee either?

So Deb O Rah made herself available textually (haha) and is supporting my ass as well as others.

I am also lending the hand so if anybody needs any support health wise just email me!

I know how important it is to have all the support that you can!

But I had to share this text between The Cleanse Queen and I!

 

We obviously love cheese.

No?

 

 

But above all this sharing my most favorite picture from the weekend was a picture that isn't even current.

Nope we are going back to the beginning of November my friends.

...and I looked like this:

 

This was from the beginning of November...

I was roughly 185 pounds in this picture...

I have lost 21 pounds since then! 

I whipped this picture out and smacked myself in the face with it when I was feeling down on myself!!!

 

So basically if you are ever feeling like shit pull out and old picture.

It WILL make you feel better!

 

...and I am obviously tired because this is the most random weekend post ever.

 

After not working out for four days I let Jillian kick my ass before 6AM today...

And I ran a little over two miles.

HELLO #THUNDERTHIGS

To say my legs felt like cement bricks was an understatement.

I probably pushed myself a little too hard but regardless I feel good.

 

HAPPY MONDAY LADY FRANNNZZZZZZZZZ